Talk about the craziest thing you did when you were drunk...

[Don Julio]

I hugged a toilet and slept in fetal position agaist a door.

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[4anybody...]

way too many crazy things to list

once i tried to fight 3 cops, got beat down and hog tied. while they were clearing up the scene, they took the the hog-tie off and just left the handcuffs on so I tried to run away and they caught me and beat me down again.

[Don Julio]

lol @ that... sorry to hear that.

[(--LazerScope-->>]

Yeah, I've worshipped the "porcelain god" before...

I crushed up a Valium into powder and snorted it. The next minute I was out until 13 hours later.

Perhaps THE DUMBEST thing I've ever done is drive drunk. I used to do that shit years ago and promised myself I'd never do it again. Haven't since.

[vexed less]

after a party while waiting for my ride i tried to rob an Adult Store with my boy... the store was right next to a main road n within 5mins the cops had slapped cuffs on us...we didnt even see them rock up...

also at a party my girl came n sat on my lap... i started gropin her n grabbed her 'puss region' so she slapped me in the face... i was rel fuckin drunk n thought she had punched me n flipped the fuck out... i got up ...she fell off my lap... n i piffed the bottle i was holding into a wall... then i stormed off... that bottle practically exploded...

they just some of the reasons i stopped drinkin...
i aint got blinded for a long time... i smartened up n also quit smokin too...

[OnTheAir420]

:: drinks beer ::

[T-rade]

Group puked

[Bre]

Drowned in my own puke.

[Nix]

tripped over the same fence and fell down the same hill 5 times

[Luse_Fiasco]

i dont remember...

[SCIENTIZT]

Went to night school...passed out in class...the teacher woke me up like "R u okay?"..i just stood up and walked out the room..went to the ladies bathroom and hurled...the janiotr came in land said "y'know?..This is the ladies room?"..I said sorry..went back to class and passed out a again..after the bell rang to break between classes I decided to go home...started down the steps and started hurling again..holding on to the banister for dear life as I slipped in my own vomit...

[ElCount]

lol Grand Story...

Ahhh...how backwards we are that we applause stupidity in this modern world and age of information...

[Krys~Ta~Bel]

I started to pass out in the club so as my friend was walking me out I threw up on her back. However i was so drunk I couldn't really realize what I had done and she went back in the club with puke on her back. She wasn't happy with me. That same night I broke up with my dumbass at the time and slept with his friend. Oops.

[ElCount]

Talk about Slutterbie...

Oh wells props for admitting it::dance::

[lokee40]

came home after a long night of Three Wismen shots (the worst shot i've ever had), i came home w/ wifey and peed on/in her vanity, i guess thinkin' it was the toilet!!! the whole time i'm telling her to twist up - she doesn't smoke, only me......

this story was told to me by wifey - i don't remember the details, just the shots......

[Albemarle]

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