Ceasar
02-06-2008, 12:28 PM
So met this chick like a week ago on BP
We was just talking naw mean (gorgeosus, long hair, light skinned, thick ass thighs)
Shorty seemned cool, i liked her unorthdox humor and style(on top off that she knew hella lot about music and jigga her number emcee, i can get wit that)
From the bat we had this crazy sexual chemistry na mean
We would just talk ish, and shorty would tease the heck outta a jigga
However she said and told me flat out she just wanted to be friends
since she got out of a relationship a 3 months ago, I was like cool "its whatever" wit me, but the funny part is she still would flirt hard wit me on the sexual tip na mean it threw me of kinda.
Anyway shorty Intrest level (IL for my askmen.com readers) was proably 40%. I casualy slipped, us going out to eat a few times, however shorty would stiff arm me like Ladinian Thomilson. On top of that she told me she was real cool wit her x still, so i was like whatever. @ this point im falling back na mean? (her IL is @ 25%)
I then did something stupid, cause I didn't wanna play catch n mouse no more, we was on the phone and shorty talking about. "I think I'm ready to be i-n-d-e-p-e-n-t and bla bla" I lose it and uugh "reveal" my frustation to her, Shorty kinda was like "wtf" but in a laughing manner. I basicaly told her that I was keeping it real and we should chill and if we just friends then friends don't talk dirty na mean? So we cleared the air a bit(hoping my reverse psychology would work u know the "i keep it real type off simp dude"), even though i end up looking like a bitch (her IL now is 45% again).
SHorty asked me on friday to chill, but I had to work in the morning she told me she would be chillin wit her girl cause she just got her DWI cleared, so i was like cool. I went out saturday (u know how i do stylin, profilin) did my numbers (3, and 1 on the flip back ms shannon CHEA) I called shorty phone (uugh "late night real hype" na mean) she aint answer. So I talk to shorty the next day and she talking some Nas, HHID shit, na mean like talking about she was chilln wit her x and a friend talking about how hiphop is dead. I was like wtf? Now i know for a fact her x laying pipe (her IL is at 10%). I fall back erase her number, shorty hit me up on yahoo last night and we had an intersting convo. Then she text me this morning on some "i need someone to confide in" tip, at this point i seen it coming. Shorty basically told me her and her x "messed around but no sex" (IL is @ 3.5% I'm in the friend zone)
Now the real nigga that i have become, I aint snap, i took it in stride i shoulda been like "why u telling me this?" instead i called shorty out and was like
"I thought u was chillin wit ur girl?" and she started talking that pharreal shit about "We just friends i told you thats all im looking for" and i was like "friends don't tell each other how wet they coochies get.." na mean? Shorty then basically tried to front like "u are trying to force things, and fall in love.."
BITCH I JUST MET U TWO WEEKS AGO HOW AM I TRY TO FALL IN LOVE NA MEAN?
IN THE WORDS OFF GHOSTFACE "THATS A LOONEY TOON BITCH"
Anyway shorty aint hit me up since...and vice versa
My thing is, i fell back
I did everything except when i uugh "revealed" my interst?
thoughts?
analysis?
I mean i played it right maybe i wasnt patient enough ( i was aggresive) but still when i found out about the x I aint wanna play the game na mean(cause shorty put me in the friend zone even before i cut her off and if she really wanted to chill she would have chilled wit me instead off that nigga, so he stabbin it and im suppose to be her snot nosed tissue)?
holla at cha boy
We was just talking naw mean (gorgeosus, long hair, light skinned, thick ass thighs)
Shorty seemned cool, i liked her unorthdox humor and style(on top off that she knew hella lot about music and jigga her number emcee, i can get wit that)
From the bat we had this crazy sexual chemistry na mean
We would just talk ish, and shorty would tease the heck outta a jigga
However she said and told me flat out she just wanted to be friends
since she got out of a relationship a 3 months ago, I was like cool "its whatever" wit me, but the funny part is she still would flirt hard wit me on the sexual tip na mean it threw me of kinda.
Anyway shorty Intrest level (IL for my askmen.com readers) was proably 40%. I casualy slipped, us going out to eat a few times, however shorty would stiff arm me like Ladinian Thomilson. On top of that she told me she was real cool wit her x still, so i was like whatever. @ this point im falling back na mean? (her IL is @ 25%)
I then did something stupid, cause I didn't wanna play catch n mouse no more, we was on the phone and shorty talking about. "I think I'm ready to be i-n-d-e-p-e-n-t and bla bla" I lose it and uugh "reveal" my frustation to her, Shorty kinda was like "wtf" but in a laughing manner. I basicaly told her that I was keeping it real and we should chill and if we just friends then friends don't talk dirty na mean? So we cleared the air a bit(hoping my reverse psychology would work u know the "i keep it real type off simp dude"), even though i end up looking like a bitch (her IL now is 45% again).
SHorty asked me on friday to chill, but I had to work in the morning she told me she would be chillin wit her girl cause she just got her DWI cleared, so i was like cool. I went out saturday (u know how i do stylin, profilin) did my numbers (3, and 1 on the flip back ms shannon CHEA) I called shorty phone (uugh "late night real hype" na mean) she aint answer. So I talk to shorty the next day and she talking some Nas, HHID shit, na mean like talking about she was chilln wit her x and a friend talking about how hiphop is dead. I was like wtf? Now i know for a fact her x laying pipe (her IL is at 10%). I fall back erase her number, shorty hit me up on yahoo last night and we had an intersting convo. Then she text me this morning on some "i need someone to confide in" tip, at this point i seen it coming. Shorty basically told me her and her x "messed around but no sex" (IL is @ 3.5% I'm in the friend zone)
Now the real nigga that i have become, I aint snap, i took it in stride i shoulda been like "why u telling me this?" instead i called shorty out and was like
"I thought u was chillin wit ur girl?" and she started talking that pharreal shit about "We just friends i told you thats all im looking for" and i was like "friends don't tell each other how wet they coochies get.." na mean? Shorty then basically tried to front like "u are trying to force things, and fall in love.."
BITCH I JUST MET U TWO WEEKS AGO HOW AM I TRY TO FALL IN LOVE NA MEAN?
IN THE WORDS OFF GHOSTFACE "THATS A LOONEY TOON BITCH"
Anyway shorty aint hit me up since...and vice versa
My thing is, i fell back
I did everything except when i uugh "revealed" my interst?
thoughts?
analysis?
I mean i played it right maybe i wasnt patient enough ( i was aggresive) but still when i found out about the x I aint wanna play the game na mean(cause shorty put me in the friend zone even before i cut her off and if she really wanted to chill she would have chilled wit me instead off that nigga, so he stabbin it and im suppose to be her snot nosed tissue)?
holla at cha boy