Da_Mad_Blogger
06-05-2009, 02:42 AM
If you had to take a guess whos juicing and as of right now has not been accused of being on that Stuff! but you suspect they been doing something?!?!
1. RANDY JOHNSON
Just got his 300th win.. Dude is 45 and still throwing heat.. been playing in the Majors in Baseball since 1988! how many athletes from the fucking 1980's are still active.. hmmmm Do you smell a Roger Clemens here??
2. LANCE ARMSTRONG
won the Tour De France 7 times with just one testical.. tested retested to the point of insanity! but they never caught him dirty! the French are pissed this American came over and dominated and they couldnt catch him with cloudy piss!
3. ALBERT PULJOLS
I smell a Younger Version of Sammy Sosa
4. DAVID ORTIZ (BIG PAPI)
Huge drop in production! use to bat beside Manny Ramirez and we kind of know what happened with him too. Ortiz had a high of 54 homers in 2006. Dropped to 35 in in 2007, 23 last year, and only 1 in 2009 (in 48 games) so hes on pace for 5 for the season.. LOL.. either hes just getting old, isnt getting good pitches due to loss of Manny or off the juice.. or maybe all 3..
David Ortiz Statistics and History - Baseball-Reference.com (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/ortizda01.shtml)
5. LEBRON JAMES
Seriously is any player supposed to be this good. Strong as a young Shaq Oneal, Jumps like Jordan, Fast as Allen Iverson. It just aint fair! if he aint using then how good would he be if he was??
6. SERENA WILLIAMS
Too damn muscular to be all natural female ya think?
http://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/serena-williams-bikini.jpg
7. ADRIAN PETERSON
This dude is so ripped up and strong that it look like he was built in a lab by a genetic team of experts!
8. RAY LEWIS
This guy been too good for too long. Seriously how does he do it?
9. USAIN BOLT
9.72 in the 100 meters.. are you serious? You are not supposed to be winning an Olympic this easy! he made it look like he had a 20 meter head start on those other world class "bums!"
10. TIGER WOODS
I remember the skinny Tiger in the 90's but this guy looks like he added 30 pounds of muscle these days! ohhhh.. thats how you drive it 400 yards.. hes got his own special sauce in the G2?? LOL
*I am not accusing all of the athletes above of taking roids but some I have suspicions. and my #1 guess would be Randy Johnson due to his age and still being that good!
1. RANDY JOHNSON
Just got his 300th win.. Dude is 45 and still throwing heat.. been playing in the Majors in Baseball since 1988! how many athletes from the fucking 1980's are still active.. hmmmm Do you smell a Roger Clemens here??
2. LANCE ARMSTRONG
won the Tour De France 7 times with just one testical.. tested retested to the point of insanity! but they never caught him dirty! the French are pissed this American came over and dominated and they couldnt catch him with cloudy piss!
3. ALBERT PULJOLS
I smell a Younger Version of Sammy Sosa
4. DAVID ORTIZ (BIG PAPI)
Huge drop in production! use to bat beside Manny Ramirez and we kind of know what happened with him too. Ortiz had a high of 54 homers in 2006. Dropped to 35 in in 2007, 23 last year, and only 1 in 2009 (in 48 games) so hes on pace for 5 for the season.. LOL.. either hes just getting old, isnt getting good pitches due to loss of Manny or off the juice.. or maybe all 3..
David Ortiz Statistics and History - Baseball-Reference.com (http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/ortizda01.shtml)
5. LEBRON JAMES
Seriously is any player supposed to be this good. Strong as a young Shaq Oneal, Jumps like Jordan, Fast as Allen Iverson. It just aint fair! if he aint using then how good would he be if he was??
6. SERENA WILLIAMS
Too damn muscular to be all natural female ya think?
http://cornedbeefhash.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/serena-williams-bikini.jpg
7. ADRIAN PETERSON
This dude is so ripped up and strong that it look like he was built in a lab by a genetic team of experts!
8. RAY LEWIS
This guy been too good for too long. Seriously how does he do it?
9. USAIN BOLT
9.72 in the 100 meters.. are you serious? You are not supposed to be winning an Olympic this easy! he made it look like he had a 20 meter head start on those other world class "bums!"
10. TIGER WOODS
I remember the skinny Tiger in the 90's but this guy looks like he added 30 pounds of muscle these days! ohhhh.. thats how you drive it 400 yards.. hes got his own special sauce in the G2?? LOL
*I am not accusing all of the athletes above of taking roids but some I have suspicions. and my #1 guess would be Randy Johnson due to his age and still being that good!